| - That's all gluten! | | [CN] 那是滿滿的麩質啊！ Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| - See, that's probably the gluten talking, mkay. | | [CN] 看到沒？ 那八成也是麩質害的，好唄 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| - What the hell is gluten? | | [CN] 麩質到底是瞎咪碗糕啊？ Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| Mackey, we're all aware That you're gluten-free now. | | [CN] 我們很清楚你現在不吃麩質 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| But i'm actually gluten-free, so i can't have donuts, mkay. | | [CN] 可是我現在不吃麩質 所以不能吃甜甜圈，好唄 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| - are you sure it's gluten | | [CN] 你確定是麩質 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| - Yeah, all he's gonna talk about is how | | [CN] 對啊，他還不是只會吹噓 他現在吃不含麩質的飲食 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| That pure concentrated gluten, mkay? | | [CN] 就把那杯高濃度純麩質吃下去 好唄 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| And what we're left with is pure gluten. | | [CN] 剩下的就是 純麩質 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| - That's probably gluten, mkay. | | [CN] 八成是麩質害的！ 好唄 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| - Gluten causes sluggishness, irritability, | | [CN] 吃麩質會讓人懶惰、易怒 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |
| - I seriously cannot take hearing about gluten anymore. | | [CN] 再讓我聽到麩質我就要崩潰了 Gluten Free Ebola (2014) |